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Look out!

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I promise you, my inbox is a total mess. It's like a digital wasteland out there! Every damn email I get is some suspicious offer. I just want to annihilate it all and start fresh, but the spam keeps flooding in. It's frustrating!

• Seriously, who even subscribes to these things?!
• Do they think I have time for this crap?
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